Context: Aaron is out on the couch giving Eli his breathing treatment. Eli is screaming his head off because of said treatment. Johnathan and myself are in our bedroom getting PJs on for the night.
Johnathan: Mommy, what's wrong with Eli?
Me: Oh, he is just crying because he doesn't like his breathing treatment.
Johnathan (donning his hooded towel): I am going to be a superhero and go rescue Eli. I am going to get up on the couch and roar really loud in Daddy's ear and get Eli from him!
Me: Okay, buddy, go be a superhero!
Johnathan: Mommy, do you want to see how loud I'm going to roar?
Me: Sure, bud.
Me: *laughing my head off!*
Aah, good times with my little dude!
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